tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50269232011-04-21T14:14:16.025-07:00Because Bush is to blame for everything.Robnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1078534585275156132004-03-05T16:49:00.000-08:002004-03-05T16:59:51.966-08:00

Alright, I went and did it: I moved the whole shebang over to Typepad. The new BlameBush is up and ready to go. I'll leave this blog up to preserve any permalinks, but all my new posts will be at the new URL. Once again, that's: http://blamebush.typepad.com See you there, fascists!

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I have just seen Bush's new campaign ads and I have never been more disgusted in my entire life! He's sunk to a new low, using the tragedy of 9/11 for his own twisted political campaign. But my rage pales in comparison to the shock and betrayal family members of the victims must be feeling. In fact, they've been calling into NPR for the past hour to express their anger over Bush's hateful

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Someone must have linked to this blog from the 700 Club website, because there have been a few angry, bigoted remarks from intolerant, right-wing bible-thumpers in the comments section of late. Let it be known that your holier-than-thou proselytzing is wasted on me, as I'm already a believer. On any given Sunday, you'll find me at the First Church of Progressive Christian Enlightenment in

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Unable to repair the damage he has done to Haiti, Bush has opted to kidnap the democratically elected Jean-Luc Aristide in a brutal coup led by goosetepping jarheads. Under the auspices that they were taking him to Las Vegas for a wild weekend of booze, women, and wall-to-wall vomitting, U.S. Marines convinced the trusting Haitian leader to board a military aircraft in the dead of night. It was

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Congratz to the lesbian Gandhi, Rosie O'Donnell, who married her longtime Significant Other Domestic Life Partner, Karen Carpenter, in the face of overwhelming opposition from that fascist hatemonger Bush! "We were both inspired to come here after the sitting president made the vile and hateful comments he made. Sometimes civil disobedience is necessary to insure freedom for all. Isn't that

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Last night, I went and saw a late showing of Mel Gibson's The Passion of Christ, just as I had planned. I arrived a little late and Jesus was already dominating the screen, hogging all the action, and generally upstaging all the other actors. Talk about a Christ complex! I chuckled evilly and took a seat in the very back, where I could play my kazoo under the cover of darkness. I began with a

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Mel Gibson's new right-wing propaganda piece is finally out, and crowds of people are already pouring from the theatres to beat up the first Jew they can get their hands on. I'm not too old to remember the waves of anti-semitic violence that broke out after the premier of Jesus Christ Superstar just 30 years ago. Many of my Jewish friend still bear the scars from when gangs of chrome hardhat,

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Bush went on the attack last Monday night, calling John Kerry everything from a "waffler" to a "big doodyface". The GOP has once again dragged the political discourse into the mud. Up until now, the democrats have been very careful to criticize Bush's policies without attacking him personally, but now the gloves will come off. Here's Bush's tirade: "The other party's nomination battle is still

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Bush stopped just short of ordering all homosexuals off to the gas chambers this morning by throwing his support behind a Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. "The union of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honoring -- honored and encouraged in all cultures and by every religious faith," Bush proselytized at the White House this morning. "Ages of experience

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1077472296002938152004-02-22T09:26:00.000-08:002004-02-22T09:54:18.233-08:00

It looks like Ralph Nader is going to toss his hat into the ring. Good for him! Some naysayers are already calling it a lost cause, but I'm not so sure. Ralph seems to be drawing support from both the progressive left AND the hardcore right. In fact, I know several republicans who want him to run, and have already pledged money to his campaign. Ralph just may be the man to challenge George

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At 10 o'clock this morning, received a desperate call from my dear mother. "Damn that Bush!" she cried. "Damn him to HELL!" "Take it easy, Ma. What's the problem?" "My car broke down!" she told me. "I have an appointment at the unemployment office to extend my benefits another two years, and I have no way to get there! DAMN THAT BUSH! He sent my job overseas, and now he's trying to take

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Fifty years ago, many Americans condemned interracial marriage on the grounds that it was "dirty", "immoral", and "wrong". Today, narrow-minded people fear gay marriage for the very same reasons. Some warn us that a government endorsement of gay marriage will send us down a "slippery slope" towards the legalization of polygamy, or incest. Such doomsday predictions are silly, as we can all

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"Wax wings that flew too close to the sun But wasn't it so fun to fly? It's far better to love then to lose Than never to love then to die Oh you were so...so close to heaven We were almost, almost, almost as good as it gets And you were almost an angel Which was almost heaven-sent" - Jewel Today, after an Icarus-like ascent to political Nirvana, and subsequent Daedalian crash into the

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Just hours after I called Bush's Daytona 500 appearance a big "photo-up", John Kerry has come to the same conclusion. "This is not a time for photo opportunities," Kerry spoke from atop an American flag-draped fire engine in downtown Ballsak, Wisconsin. "It is a time to create real opportunities in America! We don't need a president who just says 'gentlemen, start your engines.' We need a

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-107687405878707402004-02-15T11:30:00.000-08:002004-02-15T11:44:19.903-08:00

Shrub appeared at the Daytona 500 today, but he's not fooling me. It's just another big photo-op. It sure takes a lot of nerve to show his face there after he murdered Dale Earnhardt. I'm surprised those rednecks didn't tear him to shreds. And get a load of this shot: I bet he'll try to pass this off as proof that he showed up for his National Guard service!

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A fellow member of my great uncle Harvey's Elks Lodge has a brother-in-law who served at Dannelly Air National Guard Base in Montgomery, Alabama right around the time Dubya was supposed to be there. I drove up to the small town of Stanwood to meet the guy Friday night. A plain-spoken man in his late fifties, he's been anxious to tell his story but has been met with indifference and often

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1076636591645870432004-02-12T17:09:00.000-08:002004-02-12T17:46:02.466-08:00

I've been receiving alot of flack lately concerning my choice of a blog host. For the life of me, I don't understand why. BlogSpot has it's faults, but I've never been one to let a shoddy product and crappy service chase me away, as long as it's free. Nonetheless, I've been looking at this TypePad service and am considering moving this dog & pony show over there. They have more features and

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The sexually repressed, right-wing propagandist, Matt Drudge, is reporting that John Kerry may have had an affair with an intern. So here we go again. The Puritans are on another witch hunt! First it was Gary Hart's Monkey Business. Then the Republicans spent 8 years and billions of taxpayer dollars poking into Bill Clinton's sex life, followed by Adolf Ashcroft removing *gasp* nude statues

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Having alienated his conservative base with his immigration policy and rampant spending, Bush is trying to win back their blackened, rotting hearts by trampling on the rights of gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered Americans. As Massachussets moves to allow gay marriages, Bush and his Religious Right masters are threatening to enact a constitutional amendment banning them, this forcing all

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It looks like Gen. Wesley Clark has dropped out of the race. It's a shame, too, because I was sure he'd go all the way. It'll be interesting to watch the remaining candidates fight over the coveted Madonna endorsement, now that it's up for grabs again. Bush has pretty much screwed the pooch with his homophobic support of a gay marriage ban, but any one of the democrat hopefuls can easily win

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1076440033826047312004-02-10T19:08:00.000-08:002004-02-10T19:18:02.606-08:00

It's now widely accepted that George Bush joined the Texas Air National Guard in 1968 to avoid being drafted into the regular army. The general consensus is that Bush's father, a tyrannical congressman who ruled Texas with an iron fist, used his vast political power to get Dubya a cushy assignment driving golf carts at a military country club. But one may ask: if Daddy was going to pull strings

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1076353599229602592004-02-09T16:01:00.000-08:002004-02-09T16:03:59.060-08:00

When I first heard that Bush would not order an investigation into intelligence failures surrounding Iraqi WMD's, I sprang out of my floatation tank and shouted "Hari Krishna!" This would be a windfall for the democratic candidate, who could accuse Bush of jeoparding national security with his blatant obstructionism, and then kick back as their poll numbers go through the roof. "Lookie lookie!

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"Short-circuiting the long-established principles of patient negotiation leads to war, not peace." - Jimmy Carter On this 93rd birthday of the Anti-Christ, Gipper-worshipping dittoheads across the blogosphere are squawking like lovesick parrots about how "Reagan won the cold war". But history will reveal the real truth - the man who actually won the cold war was none other than the 39th

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I got a weird email from Howard Dean this morning: "Brothers and sisters, The entire race has come down to this: we must win Wisconsin. The Lord has spoken to me, and He wants us to launch our new television advertisement on Monday in the major markets in Wisconsin. To do that, I need your help to raise $700,000 by Sunday. I beg you - please contribute today, or God will be calling me home.

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The banquet room at the Everett Holiday Inn was filled to capacity with Kucinich fans from across Snohomish County, all proud members of the progressive, grassroots Mutual UFO Network (MUFON). I donned my official Kucinich Headgear and got as close to the front as I could. Famous talk radio host Art Bell, speaking before a packed house of close to 14 people, introduced the man of the hour. "

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It's a shame, too. I was sure he was going all the way. Unfortunately, Lieberman just doesn't possess the psychopathic rage necessary to lead the party. Al Gore knew that. The voters know it, too. The fact of the matter is, we don't want to simply win this November - we want to crush Bush and his entire party so utterly, that neo-cons cannot muster up the political strength to fight a

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1075857377988558862004-02-04T08:35:00.000-08:002004-02-04T13:37:09.106-08:00

My friend Travis and I walked into the lush, ornate Seattle Center Ballroom and were immediately awestruck by the enormous crowd of Party VIPS come to pay their respects to the great senator from Massachussets. A huge American flag hung behind the podium where Kerry would soon speak, and two giant triniton screens flanked the stage. Images of Kerry from his youth flashed across the left screen:

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I've been thinking long and hard about which democrat candidate deserves my coveted endorsement. It just seems like whenever I get close to picking a winner, they drop out of the race. So, today I decided to take a straw poll among the self-described "conservatives" in my office. The question: "If I held a gun to your head and forced you to vote for a democrat candidate, who would it be?"

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My brother invited me up to his Everett home to watch the Super Dome last Sunday. I'm no baseball fan, but I'm past due for some good, old fashioned, male bonding. Besides, the guy has a TV the size of France - perhaps I could convince him to cut the game short so I could catch "Thelma & Louise" on Lifetime. But as soon as I got there, the fascist started opressing me. "I'm gonna lay down

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Presidential hopeful and Man of the People, Howard Dean, swept through Seattle last Saturday and yours truly was lucky enough to be there. Although I haven't given Dean my official endorsement yet, I was anxious to see the great man in person. So I put on my headgear and went over to the town hall to hear him speak. There must have been 30,000-40,000 supporters, wellwishers, and rastafarians

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Recent revelations from former weapons inspector David Kay have finally vindicated Scott Ritter for his valiant declaration that Saddam had no WMD's, never had them, never planned to have them, and was simply a shy, quiet man who valued his privacy. I'm reminded of the time I last spoke with Scott - it was 2001, shortly after he announced on Hardball that Iraq was a "threat to no one". I was a

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Last night, I was relaxing at home, reading Chomsky's new book, Scandalous Hegemony. I was just about to get to the sex scene when there came a gentle rapping at my condo door. Irritated, I put the book down and swung open the front door. Before me stood a small child, no more than nine years old, decked out in a little blue uniform and a gold neckerchief. "Well, well, well!" I spat at him. "

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I think we've got a winner this time! Kerry can beat Bush on his military record alone, since we democrats are proud of military service now - as long as the person who did the service is ashamed of America. While Bush was proudly pretending to be in the Air National Guard, Kerry was fighting valiantly in Vietnam, and was totally ashamed of it up until he got the "voters dig war heros" memo.

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1075260327317883482004-01-27T20:23:00.000-08:002004-01-27T20:30:53.560-08:00

One of my progressive-liberal mentors, Iddybud, presented me with a challenge: "What are your ideas about us winning over the Muslim world other than 1. bombing them into oblivion or 2.smothering them with "our way of life" at the point of a gun (when they do not wish to live in a Judeo-Christian society)?" As much as I admire her wisdom, she's attacking a straw man. I do not want to bomb "The

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Dear General Clark, Let me begin by saying how much I admire your service to the country. It takes a special sort of man to dump the GOP for the very same people who spat on you when you came home from Vietnam. I guess you've realized now that what they loogied, they loogied out of love. Unfortunately, despite the fact that you took FOUR bullets while college-boy Kerry was waterskiing along

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1074985025067586032004-01-24T15:36:00.000-08:002004-01-26T13:24:28.610-08:00

When of the greatest lies the right has ever told is that they are the only ones who support the troops. They gather in their jingoist little "Support the Troops", waving their little flags and acting like they're so superior to the rest of us. So to counter the right-wing monopoly on troop-supporting, some progressive friends and I have formed our own patriotic organization - one that

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When I first read David Kay's stunning statement that Iraq doesn't have, nor ever had weapons of mass destruction, I dropped my bong, leapt from my beanbag chair, and shouted "Vive La France!". It proved conclusively that Bush lied about WMD just to steal Iraq's oil! Then I slowly realized that there was something more sinister at work here. If Bush lied about Saddam having WMD, then Clinton

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A wonderful revelation came to me on this anniversary of Roe v. Wade: Abortion is Patriotism! Consider this: Freedom of Speech is a Constitutional right. As we've learned from the Dixie Chicks, it's patriotic to exercise your right to free speech. Therefore, since Abortion is a Constitutional right, it must also be patriotic to exercise that right! Show your support for the red, white & blue

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Looks like Bushie's racist Mars mission has hit the skids. Nasa has lost control of the Spirit Rover, thus making Bush look like a complete fool for all his "Mars exploration" rhetoric. I guess it's only a matter of time before Bob Novak outs the lander as a CIA agent. That's another gajillion dollars down the drain, thanks to Shrub. Space exploration is so 1960's, anyway. Instead of

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Alot of political hay has been made of late over Howard Dean's triumphant post-Caucus roar last Monday. Despite what some right-wing political hacks will tell you, it was NOT a "jurassic screech", nor was it a "subhuman shriek" or a "primal howl". In reality, Dean employed a classic oratory device known as the "Mighty Squawk". Great speakers throughout have history have relied on the Mighty

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1074745517861360072004-01-21T19:48:00.000-08:002004-01-21T20:27:17.950-08:00

Pack your bags, Weezy, 'cause Dana over at Note-It-Posts has posted a glowing review of this blog. For the life of me, I can't understand why a right-wing extremist would recommend a progressive, liberal blog such as mine...unless it's a desperate attempt to make her blog look more moderate. But I won't look a gift horse in the mouth! As I'm not completely ignorant of blog etiquette like

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"The State of the Union may look rosy from the White House balcony or the suites of George Bush's wealthiest donors. But hard-working Americans will see through this president's effort to wrap his radical agenda with a compassionate ribbon!" - Howard Dean "I think there's just two different worlds here, the world the president talks about and the world Americans are living in. While CEO pay is

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With Bush's staggering loss in Iowa last night, there comes a deafening silence. 24 hours after his historic ass-whooping, not one of Bush's mouthpieces has bothered to explain how Dubya couldn't nab a single vote in the Iowa caucus. Now we plunge headlong into the New Hampshire caucus, and polls are already showing Kerry in the lead, with Bush not even on the boards. In fact, a recent poll

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Well, well well! I guess all the doom and gloom about "the end of the democrat party" was a load of swamp gas, huh? Despite all this hooey about the dems not having a chance against Bush, the top 5 winners of the Iowa caucus were ALL DEMOCRATS! Those who have been claiming that the democrats were self-destructing, that the party was imploding, will now have to spin like mad to explain their

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Today is Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday. Or last week was...I'm not sure. To be honest, I've always thought that his ideas were a little naive, and he was way too benevolent towards the white devil. I've noticed that the right-wing nutcases have exploited that weakness by taking one little line from his "I Have a Dream" speech and waving it around as if it were a

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Just when I was about to endorse Carol Mosely-Braun for president, she goes and drops out of the race. It's too bad, because she would have gone all the way. But there's still hope - maybe Dean will choose her as his running mate, and then she can run as an incumbent in 2012. It would be a brilliant move on Dean's part - he'd have a black Vice President, whereas Bush doesn't have any African

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1074038366081027492004-01-13T16:07:00.000-08:002004-01-13T16:39:35.110-08:00

Now that he's got the French to hate us, Bush has carried on Reagan's legacy of alienating our Latin American allies as well. At an Americas summit in Mejico, Bush drew fire for his "perverse" economic policies, which have turned the once prosperous, utopian nations of Central and South America into festtering cesspools of poverty and corruption. "After the 1980s -- the so-called lost decade -

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1073951831612013532004-01-12T18:01:00.000-08:002004-01-13T10:12:31.513-08:00

It looks like the Bushies are ready to crucify another martyr. Paul O'Neill, who makes a damning indictment against Dumbya in his new book, is being probed by the pentagon for allegedly airing classified documents on his 60 Minutes interview last Sunday. Whether they were "classified" or not remains to be seen...it all depends on the meaning of the word "classified". But the documents prove

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Johnny Spaceboy Bush has announced a return to the moon, where his Big Oil Buddies can immediately begin raping it for energy resources. Now that he's completely destroyed earth's environment, Shrub can't wait to get his greedy little paws on the pristine ecosystem of the moon, can he? Untouched by man for centuries, the lunar frontier is an unspoiled wilderness which, despite it's seemingly

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Shrub and his right-wing fascists have been yammering for days about how the overthrow of Saddam and his staged "capture" have made the world a better a safer place. Yet the orange alerts keep coming. I still have to take my shoes off at the airport. Fighter jets keep getting scrambled whenever some little kids flies his kite too close to the White House. Are we safer? Definitely not. In

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Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, just moments after a bullying U.S. troop gave him a Moe Howard Two-Fingered Eye Poke. Where's the compassion? Where's the respect for human dignity? Where's the love, people? WHERE IS THE LOVE? This is exactly why the UN should have control over the U.S. forces in Iraq. With Uncle Koffi calling the shots, Saddam would have been welcomed warmly with

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1073597135656369902004-01-08T19:08:00.000-08:002004-01-08T19:10:33.796-08:00

"Hispanic Americans are extremely disappointed with the President’s announcement today on immigration policy, which appears to offer the business community full access to the immigrant workers it needs while providing very little to the workers themselves." - The National Council of La Raza "The Bush proposal...is a formula for a modern system of 'slavery' equal or worst than the one which

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1073530630285221712004-01-07T18:08:00.000-08:002004-01-07T19:16:58.903-08:00

As you've probably heard on the national news, we had the Storm of the Century here in Seattle this week. Up to 4 inches of snow fell in some areas, forcing all the schools and businesses in the area to shut down. As a result, several undocumented workers have been hanging around the parking lot outside my condo from dawn to dusk, building snowmen and having snowball fights with their

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-107352056108208812004-01-07T16:09:00.000-08:002004-01-07T16:15:00.996-08:00

Good news - the Skillakoomish Senior Center has decided to settle. My lawyer fought hard, and after much deliberation the center offered all the plaintiffs in the case free use of their heated swimming pool for a full year. After my lawyer takes his cut, and we've divided the remainder of the settlement up amongst us, I'll have unlimited access to the pool for 6 and one half minutes on the 4th

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1073431984514695302004-01-06T15:14:00.000-08:002004-01-06T21:31:36.450-08:00

I won $40 at the Skillakoomish Senior Center's BINGO Bonanza last night, but lost my winning BINGO card. Nay, someone STOLE my winning card and claimed the $40 for himself! I know, it sounds like a scam - but I can prove I won because the numbers they picked are all significant dates in my life and ages of close family members: B 45 = my second cousin, Jerry was "B"-ORN in 1945. I 17 = "I"

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1073342625025807752004-01-05T19:12:00.000-08:002004-02-05T16:09:02.076-08:00

There's been alot of hooplah lately, especially on right-wing mudslinger Matt Drudge's hate-site, in regards to comparisons made between PeeResident George Bush and Der Feuhrer. Everyone has their panties in a tizzy because enlightened, progressive activist group moveon.org held a bush-bashing video contest on their website, in which a mere 89% of the submissions compared Bush to Hitler.

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1072916628830863192003-12-31T16:09:00.000-08:002003-12-31T16:25:20.950-08:00

Everybody have a Happy New Fears and go about your business as usual. Never mind that little red laser dot on your chest - that's just Tom "Jackboot" Ridge flying overhead in his helicopter gunship, makin' sure you're safe from crazy, gun-totin' militants. So feel free to go out, get drunk, hop behind the wheel of your fancy SUV, and plow into a telephone pole at 85 miles an hour knowing that

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1072808591361207122003-12-30T10:57:00.000-08:002003-12-30T18:23:38.123-08:00

Bush stabbed America in the back again today by banning the life-nourishing dietary supplement, Ephedra. For years, Ephedra has been the only recourse for people who cannot lose weight through conventional methods. Without the help of Ephedra, many will be forced to reduce their calorie intake, or even worse, exercise. Now, it's all becoming as clear as Roma Downey's urine, isn't it? First,

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1072742761016955402003-12-29T16:43:00.000-08:002003-12-29T20:24:25.810-08:00

Since we were forced to take the unconstitutional "Christ-Mass" day off and barred entrance to our places of employment, some of my ol' human shield buddies and I protested by getting naked, assuming the lotus position, and jabbing forks into our thighs in front of the Washington State Capitol Building. When the snow began to fall around 3 pm, we were in the midst of a deep discussion as to how

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1072213170886940402003-12-23T20:11:00.000-08:002003-12-23T20:19:56.483-08:00

Fantastic news...my company has just cancelled its annual Winter Party, due to protests from concerned employees that it represents a corporate endorsement of religion. It seems that while the suits were positive they had stripped the celebration of all religious symbolism, someone managed to smuggle in a plate of "Christmas cookies" this morning and leave them in the break room. Several of us

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1072136490417130902003-12-22T16:06:00.000-08:002003-12-22T16:30:53.560-08:00

I still say the perfect running mate for Howard Dean would be Captain B.J. Honeycutt from MASH. He's a strident and outspoken critic of Bush's unholy War for Oil and, like many Hollywood celebrities, has a deep insight into world affairs. Let's look at his background: He's the Vice President of the Screen Actors Guild, so he already has a grasp on the job. He'd be perfect to help resolve the

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071877805744067522003-12-19T15:43:00.000-08:002003-12-19T15:51:21.716-08:00

Libyan leader Moammar Khaddafi, a man of peace and vision, has suddenly decided to give up his Weapons of Mass Destruction. His decision was made of his own free will, and without any threats or provocation from the west. Rather, it was a desire to be part of the "International Community" of France and Germany that persuaded him. So I guess France was right! If you simply be nice to dictators,

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071726809350656872003-12-17T21:35:00.000-08:002003-12-18T22:51:43.153-08:00

The ceremony to celebrate the anniversary of the Wright brother's first flight was marked by the conspicuous absence of the Wright brothers themselves. You'd think the guests of honor would show up at their own party, but they undoubtedly skipped it in protest of Bush's illegal war. Not to be denied his divine right to hog all the glory, Bush gave his speech anyway. He called "John Travolta" a

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071724953627267692003-12-17T20:46:00.000-08:002003-12-18T12:31:34.700-08:00

It seems that right-wing blogger and Peter Cetera lookalike, "Don", has banned me from his site for posting a less than inflammatory comment about Rep. Jim McDermott. "He's full of shit and so are you. Dumbass. BTW, I banned your stupid ass from my site. Don't come back you piece of shit." Yet another fascist doing his best to squash patriotic dissent and infringe upon the first amendment

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071598532105673032003-12-16T12:10:00.000-08:002003-12-16T15:08:49.043-08:00

The two greatest things about living in the Pacific Northwest are: 1) The abundance of urine-filled plastic jugs lining the highways, and 2) Congressman Jim McDermott. Jim has never been afraid to tell it like it is, and his recent revelations concerning the arrest of "Saddam Hussein" are no exception. Smelling a lie like a fart in a car, Jim has called Bush on the timing of this whole

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071529539616736742003-12-15T15:30:00.000-08:002003-12-15T15:32:01.903-08:00

I've been floating a theory around the chat boards and I think I might be onto something. As I stated in a previous blog, the person captured by U.S. troops yesterday was obviously not Saddam Hussein. I've been to Iraq, and I've seen all the wonderful paintings, statues, and murals of the Imperious Leader, and the individual they dragged out of the hole does not resemble him in any way. Saddam

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071427352061747682003-12-14T10:44:00.000-08:002003-12-14T11:05:14.076-08:00

The Bush administration is already hard at work spinning this as a military "victory", but as events unfold after supposed Bush "victories" we typically learn the real truth. For instance, the Thanksgiving "turkey" Bush served to troops in Iraq later turned out to not be a turkey at all, but rather a papier-mache fascimile of a large chicken. We also discovered that the "troops" at the "dinner"

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071340888721798572003-12-13T10:41:00.000-08:002003-12-13T10:45:16.403-08:00

No one is surprised that Halliburton has overcharged the U.S. billions of dollars for oil in Iraq. After all, that was the whole point of invading Iraq in the first place - to make Bush's big oil buddies even richer. Halliburton, which is owned and operated by Dick Cheney, has been gouging taxpayers for years. But for any entity to profit from this war, and from the lost lives of American

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071340706168772272003-12-13T10:29:00.000-08:002003-12-13T10:39:34.076-08:00

No one is surprised that Halliburton has overcharged the U.S. billions of dollars for oil in Iraq. After all, that was the whole point of invading Iraq in the first place - to make Bush's big oil buddies even richer. Halliburton, which is owned and operated by Dick Cheney, has been gouging taxpayers for years. But for anyone to profit from this war, and the from the lost lives of American

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071100282989318942003-12-10T15:40:00.000-08:002003-12-10T15:52:27.030-08:00

The University of Virginia concluded that the world would be a much better place without humans on it. It seems that even back during the ice ages, prehistoric man was causing global warming. It was probably one of George Bush's ancestors who first crawled out of primordial ooze and started clearcutting the forests, polluting the air, and putting arsenic in the drinking water. In fact,

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071089697134629992003-12-10T12:35:00.000-08:002003-12-10T12:56:00.950-08:00

Bush's illegitimate son, Paul Wolfowitz, has thumbed his nose at our French, German, Russian, and Chinese allies by refusing them reconstruction conrtracts in Iraq. Sure, none of those countries spilled blood to free Iraq, but they armed and collabrated with Saddam, making him stronger and more defiant. There never would have been a war in Iraq if it weren't for the nations that spoke out

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1071002965833997222003-12-09T12:39:00.000-08:002003-12-09T13:27:56.686-08:00

Al Gore, the one truly elected president, has annointed Howard Dean for the next President of the United States. This makes perfect sense, as both are rugged, flinty-eyed mavericks with strong, working class backgrounds. Al Gore and Howard Dean have what it takes to feel our pain and take our country back so we can hand it over to Kofi Annan. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if His Holiness

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1070557594459174872003-12-04T08:45:00.000-08:002003-12-04T09:07:30.890-08:00

A little over a month ago, I revealed on this blog how Bush caused the California wildfires with his refusal to sign on to Kyoto. Now we know why. Just yesterday, Bush signed the most radical extremist forest eradication bill in American history. The oxymoronic "Healthy Forests" bill will allow timber companies to thin forested areas under the assinine claim that there will be less forest fires

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1070399274423037992003-12-02T18:55:00.000-08:002003-12-03T21:41:01.983-08:00

Looks like the Blue Gestapo has beaten to death another black man, this time in Cincinatti. Five of the six officers who beat the black man to death were white (and the one black officer was an Uncle Tom), which raises the question: Why? Why did this gentle giant have to die? He wasn't hurting anyone. Sure, he was crawling around on all fours and barking like a dog, but that's Freedom of

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1070314883181963972003-12-01T13:03:00.000-08:002003-12-01T14:57:30.860-08:00

Boy was I surprised when I crawled out from under my sink after the Thanksgiving holiday to learn that Dubya had ditched friends & family to pester the troops in Baghdad. The Bushies are saying he did it to boost morale and show his resolve to "stay the course" in Iraq, but we know better than that. Rove was trying to one-up Sen. Clinton, who spent her Thanksgiving in the trenches with our

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1069879019041392132003-11-26T14:14:00.000-08:002003-11-26T14:43:20.030-08:00

As most of you head for Grandma's to honor the great feast pilgrims shared with the indigenous peoples right before slaughtering them all wholesale, be sure to remember the exploited, underpaid migrant workers who labored under deplorable conditions so you could celebrate that bloody stain on American history called Thanksgiving. As Mom slides that big ol' tom turkey into the oven, think about

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1069786519161891552003-11-25T18:36:00.000-08:002003-11-25T18:37:37.356-08:00

It's a question often asked to provoke deep thoughts and recollections of a pivotal turning point in American History. It was a loss of innocence, a testing of our national resolve against conservatism, and an awakening to a dark, evil that until then only lurked hidden beneath a mustard-stained blanket of bourgois ignorance. Or, at least, that's what my history professor at UC Berkeley told me

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1069533203185115802003-11-22T12:15:00.000-08:002003-11-22T12:34:02.590-08:00

With the uproar over the legalization of gay marriage in Massachussetts last week, plus the hysterical right-wing crucifixion of President Bill Clinton for getting a little action, I have come to the conclusion that conservatives just need to get laid. They're like a bunch of repressed puritan amish folk, acting as if it's the end of the world because they caught Zebediah fucking chickens in the

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1069218094646797342003-11-18T20:51:00.000-08:002003-11-18T21:02:09.716-08:00

Massachussetts once again stepped forward to lead America out of the Stone Ages, as the state supreme court lifted a ban on same-sex couples today I'm not gay, but I think the Massachussetts ruling is exciting news. I've been having a relationship with an old copy of the Sears catalog for about 30 years now. We're very much in love, and completely devoted to one another. Yet if I were in the

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1069199798061866582003-11-18T15:43:00.000-08:002003-11-18T15:57:12.090-08:00

I was awakened to a pleasant surprise on my radio alarm this morning - the soothing, dulcinous voice of Michael Moore. It's always great listening to Mike, because he's a true Man of the People, a blue-collar hero for blue-collar America. Sure, he hasn't worked a day's worth of hard labor in his life, but that only adds to his working-class charm. Anyhoo - After a searing diatribe against Rush

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1069181770546941842003-11-18T10:42:00.000-08:002003-11-18T15:02:32.796-08:00

Bush's first trip to Europe in his entire life isn't going so well. I haven't seen the Brits this angry since Churchill dragged them kicking and screaming into WW2. "The Nazis are evil doers!" Churchill said. "They won't stop until all of Europe is under their boot." Woooooo scary. Here comes the Nazi boogeyman! Everybody stop having anal sex and do what ol' Willie the Warmonger says! Now

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1068702603214279192003-11-12T21:46:00.000-08:002003-11-13T18:32:14.686-08:00

Look at it this way: You go to the pie shop and realize that you only have enough money for one slice of pie. Then in walks Bill Gates who proceeds to buy all the pies and leaves you standing there completely pieless. Is that fair? Why does he get all the pies? Shouldn't he be made to share some of his pies instead of hording them all? Socialism says "YES, everyone is entitled to a piece of the

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1068574263052506532003-11-11T10:03:00.000-08:002003-11-11T15:02:18.153-08:00

Looks like Bushie has done it again. It appears that all the banks and government offices are closed today. I can't even get to the post office to pick up the complete Saved by the Bell boxed set that I won on eBay. I stood out there for 20 minutes, banging on the front door while right-wing extremist postal workers hid in the darkened interior, snickering at me. Is this Dumbya's idea of

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1068532738675821112003-11-10T22:24:00.000-08:002003-11-10T22:39:22.860-08:00

Just weeks after the truth came out about big fat idiot Rush Limbaugh being a crack-addicted heroin freak, we're treated to another revelation about a right-wing hypocrite. Sean Hannity, hate-radio icon and avid proponent of the quagmire in Iraq, is a draft-dodging chickenhawk. Information I have uncovered reveals that while American heros like John Kerry, Al Gore, and Howard Dean were risking

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1068531409872541902003-11-10T21:57:00.000-08:002003-11-10T22:22:28.280-08:00

A few visitors to this blog seem to think that they know all there is to know about the United States Constitution. Just let me start by reminding you right-wing dittoheads that I, like most enlightened, progressive-minded people, actually went to a university and got an education. While you were trying desperately to memorize the line: "Would you like fries with that?", I was majoring in

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1068072560159201712003-11-05T14:27:00.000-08:002004-02-05T16:12:05.170-08:00

Looks like it's back to the coat hangers for our daughters - the right-wing religious zealots have passed a partial birth abortion ban. Now watch as the bodies pile up from botched back-alley abortions, all thanks to Bush and his big oil baron bible thumpers who want to control our bodies. Since Dumbya declared an end to military operations aboard an aircraft carrier on May 1, the religious

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1068066713244142052003-11-05T13:08:00.000-08:002003-11-05T13:12:19.950-08:00

As liberals are bastions of Free Speech, readers of BlameBush can now respond to blog entries with feedback, provided it's not rude or vulgar. But like Democratic Underground, posts from conservatives are not welcome.

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1067985961009310572003-11-04T14:21:00.000-08:002003-11-04T14:48:53.966-08:00

CB-SS boss and right-wing extremist Les Moonves, who gets his orders straight from Geedumbya, has pulled the plug on the much anticipated expose' on President Reagan and her husband, Ronnie. WHY? Because they're afraid people will learn the truth about what a bumbling moron and evil dictator Raygun was, that's why. For instance, it's a well known fact that Raygun hated gays and wanted them

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1067982667449605422003-11-04T13:39:00.000-08:002003-11-16T14:42:26.030-08:00

All through Geedumbya's campaign, he promised us that he would be a "compassionate conservative", but I have yet to receive a single dime from the government. Where's my check, Dubya? As AWOL as you during Vietnam, no doubt. Now before you right wing extremists drop your bibles and fire off some hate mail - yes, I did get my measly $300 tax "refund". But that just got charged to my next year's

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1067908479561027792003-11-03T16:50:00.000-08:002003-11-04T13:35:35.030-08:00

Now that most Americans know for certain that George Bush caused the recent solar flares in order to set California ablaze and scorch New York (both states that voted against him in 2000), and to distract the ignorant masses from the river of GI corpses coming home from Iraq since Bush declared an end to combat operations (to steal Iraq's oil) aboard the USS Lincoln last May so Halliburton

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1067484766019514512003-10-29T19:22:00.000-08:002003-10-30T21:04:51.483-08:00

As wildfires rage across Southern California, one wonders how Bush could allow such a thing to happen. But when one thinks about it, one soon wonders how he could NOT cause them. After all, it is his modus operandy, is it not? Oh come now, does one have to spell it out for you? Bush hates California because it unonymously voted against him in 2000. It's a well-known fact that he ordered Dick

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1067032570286924102003-10-24T14:33:00.000-07:002003-10-24T14:56:10.403-07:00

Yet another religious zealot Bush - this one being the same Bush who helped Dumbya hijack the election in Florida - has now hijacked the death process of poor, helpless woman. Stacy Shiavo, the Florida woman who suffered severe brain damage 13 years ago under the Gipper's watch, has been in a vegetative state ever since. Unable to feed herself or watch a single episode of West Wing, she just

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1065103629980455332003-10-02T06:58:00.000-07:002003-10-02T07:07:10.090-07:00

Wow, it feels like Christmas! First Rush Limbaugh is called on the carpet for saying that blacks shouldn't be allowed to play football, then he gets fired by ESPN for the remark. Then this morning, I wake to hear that the loudmouth fatso is a druggie as well, buying hundreds of thousands of pain pills from his housekeeper, who was also probably an illegal immigrant. All these years, he's been

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1065052886451231062003-10-01T17:01:00.000-07:002003-10-01T17:36:54.700-07:00

That fat racist fatso, Rush Limbaugh, paragon of the right-wing extremists, has revealed his racism for all the world to see. Having forced his way onto ESPN with help from Adolf Ashcroft and the Bush Gestapo, Limboob didn't hesitate to attack a black athlete. In a remarkable display of fatso facism, the fat slob accused the media of going goo-goo over Philadelphia QB Terrence McNabb simply

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1064336643641490432003-09-23T10:02:00.000-07:002003-09-23T10:04:03.800-07:00

Fellow enlightened liberal Walter Cronkite has it right: Shrub's Tax Cuts for the Rich and his imperialist War for Iraqi Oil caused the Space Shuttle Columbia to incinerate on re-entry.

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1063983783895547032003-09-19T07:59:00.000-07:002003-09-19T08:03:04.046-07:00

It looks like Bush can add another 18 bodies to his death count. Hurricane Isabel, a direct result of Bush's refusal to sign onto Kyoto, has taken innocent American lives. And there's undoubtedly more hurricanes to come - all thanks to Bush and his big oil buddies.

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1062705320237504042003-09-04T12:55:00.000-07:002003-11-13T18:21:22.280-08:00

Alot of candidates try to pass themselves of as a "Man of the People". John Edwards calls himself one of "The Regular People", as opposed to one of "Irregular People", I guess. Al Gore said "I'm my own man!", and that's nice. But only Howard Dean can truly be called an authentic "Man of the People". If you doubt it, just look at the guy. He always appears with rolled up sleeves and sloppy tie

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1062694634448023962003-09-04T09:57:00.000-07:002003-09-04T09:57:14.233-07:00

My sister has lost her mind. Somehow, she let herself become convinced by her right-wing fascist husband that a woman's job is to marry and reproduce, and now she's hopelessly pregnant. But what annoys me far more than the fact that she's thrown away her career and spat in the face of women's lib by refusing to have an abortion, is her insistance on referring to the lifeless lump of good in her

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1059102189707282202003-07-24T20:03:00.000-07:002003-11-14T14:47:16.796-08:00

YEP, it's Official: conservatives are dumb. A recent study at my ol' alma mater, UC Berkeley, concluded that the basic elements of conservative thinking are fear, agression, hatred, ignorance, racism, and cognitive uncertainty. It other words, conservatives are neanderthals. Berkeley actually tested 100 conservative volunteers, asking them simple questions like "If your daughter was a lesbian,

Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5026923.post-1058901454259827772003-07-22T12:17:00.000-07:002003-07-22T12:18:30.543-07:00

I think a great way for democrats to attack Republicans would be to refer to them as "cowboys" and "John Wayne" wannabes. Since the average American hates cowboys and despises John Wayne, comparing republicans to such figures will have negative connotations. I mean, who would you rather have fighting terrorists: John Wayne or Carol Mosely Braun? Personally, I think we can do with less

Robnoreply@blogger.com